if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket



if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
Benedict Cumberbatch
Felix Kjellberg / PewDiePie
Martin Freeman
Misha Collins
These fuckers
.. and these guys, so I can follow your sassy bum.Oh, and this pile of sugar;
Tom HiddlestonDoes it count if there’s more than one?
Of course, the more the better c:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like

I think people should actually take the time to read this, it clears a lot about the Yahoo buying Tumblr thing (x)

your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones, turn into something beautiful, d’you know, you know i love you so. you know i love you so.

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like: